April 2012
nerdburger234:
Happy Birthday to me! Chinese food, yaoi, cats sleeping on my feet this is a good day ;D
I don’t know you, but Happy Birthday!
Asphyxiation Part 2/2
leticheecopae:
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairing: Dave Strider/ Gamzee Makara M/M
Warnings: Blood play, Asphyxiation, yaoi, anal, hurt, bondage, Non-con, blackrom
A/N: Part two, and I hope you all enjoy. Again, sorry for any grammar mistakes that managed to slip past me.
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Asphyxiation Part 1/2
leticheecopae:
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairing: Dave Strider/ Gamzee Makara M/M
Warnings: Blood play, Asphyxiation, yaoi, anal, hurt, bondage, Non-con, blackrom
A/N:Written for the lovely Veraeatslemurs here on tumblr and Greenbird over on Y! gallery for this image, —->http://www.y-gallery.net/view/855072/ <—- and the rap in the background. The rap started with her, then CaptainFisher from Y!...
galloping abs: Funny things Jake English says: →
tabletgiraffe:
sorry i really just had to do this because wow these phrases
cockeyed and catawampus
Cheese and fucking crackers
spanking ripsnorter
devilfucking dickens
frigs flipping sake
malarkey
dag nab it
cockamamie goofoff
boondoggle
dadblasted
rootin tootin
Pshaw!
whistling sweet dixie out of my bum hole
snappy shitknickers!
doodad
spurious hijinks
abreast of the raddest...
There are kind Slytherins.
There are brave Hufflepuffs.
There are some stupid Ravenclaws.
There are twisted Gryffindors.
Your House doesn’t define you.
And please, the next time you’re about to tease someone for being a lowly Hufflepuff, or a slimy Slytherin, or a stuck up Ravenclaw or even a foolish Gryffindor, just remember that we are all Hogwarts students. We’re all part of the...
Let's make Dean in gym shorts the most reblogged...
itsjustjensen:
thewinchesterswagger:
“Challenge accepted!” —SPN fandom
fuckyeahdanosaurs:
joshuajawson:
JUST PRESS...
My friend just suggested how supernatural should...
adenofiniquity:
mr—black:
castielsgenitals:
crowleysayskeepthemuffins:
He said that they should both die and then the last scene should be panning past newborn babies in the hospital and then Castiel is standing outside of the glass looking in and someone comes up next to him and says “Which one is yours?” And he smiles and then the last shot is two baby boys next to each other with the...
I've noticed that all emotions and feelings are...
Sadness in reality;
Sadness on tumblr;
Happiness in reality;
Happiness on tumblr;
Anger in reality;
Anger on tumblr;
Fear in reality;
Fear on tumblr;
Shock in reality;
Shock on tumblr;
Love in reality;
Love on tumblr;
But I’m not complaining; its fantastic.
☺More Laughs Here.
Harry Potter: The fandom that lived.
Doctor Who: The fandom that trusted.
Sherlock: The fandom that waited.
Merlin: The fandom that is brave.
Supernatural: The fandom that is loyal.
Cabin Pressure: The fandom that laughed.
The Avengers: The fandom that is heroic.
The Hunger Games: The fandom on fire.
Hetalia: The fandom that loved.
Homestuck: The fandom that died a grotesque, rainbow-colored death.
Once-ler: The fandom that needs Psychiatric Help
Wheel of Time: The fandom that won't end? The fandom with no ending? The fandom that wept? The fandom that bamfed? The fandom that tarmon gaidoned? The fandom that broke the world? The fandom that raged because mat was in a specific situation that i'm not going to spoil and then was left out of the next book because of reasons that i'm sure were legitimate?
dave-stridenasty:
worldsbestbrother:
dave-stridenasty:
worldsbestbrother:
dave-stridenasty:
worldsbestbrother:
dave-stridenasty:
hey i just met you
and this is crazy
but this is a dream bubble and theres a fucking gaping bloody hole in your chest
so call me maybe
oh fuck so there is
bro oh my god
second time i get to do this tonight
mmmmmm whatcha saaaaay
bro oh my...
I'm an Awful Mother - Waterbending
Me: *standing next to the sink while waiting for grill cheese maker to finish making grill cheese*
10-year-old son: *complaining about being bored*
Me: *still standing next to the sink*
10-year-old son: *complaining that his little brother is annoying*
Me: *still standing next to the sink, sliding my hand into cold dish water*
10-year-old son: *complaining that dog won't stop barking*
Me: Waterbending! *splashes son in face with water*
10-year-old son: Mom!
Me: *laughs*
Son: That's not funny!
Me: *cries laughing*
Son: ... *laughs*
I have reached that Truly Sad point
Where I ask myself, “It’s SATURDAY NIGHT! How is it that I’m the ONLY one hanging out on the internet? Where ARE YOU PEOPLE?!”
For those who are concerned
rollinwithmykitties:
http://rollinwithmykitties.tumblr.com/post/19979958161/please-help-my-best-friends-friend-even-if-not
Sha’Monique Rash been missing for a week or more, every second counts, please take a second of yours. She was last seen leaving her home around the Cellular Field (Sox Park) area. Her school is located on the West side to narrow down the search.
canwemakeout:
reblog if you can relate to the following phrase
“WHERE IS MY WIG CAP?!?!?!?!”
excerpt from my Homestuck Fandom Overview
FOR EVERYONE WHO KEEPS ASKING ME, WHAT IS HOMESTUCK. I GIVE YOU THIS.
roachpatrol:
So, what is Homestuck? Here’s the most common and least accurate summary you’re likely to get: it’s a story about four kids who play a magic videogame. To be more precise, Homestuck is a multimedia internet drama about thirty four teenagers spread across two sets of universes, all of them trapped together in...
Reblog this if you'd actually care if I committed...
