Reblog this if you're older than Google.
come-come-cardinal: keepcalmandgosurfing: geekyninja1: attend-hogwarts: grrrbarrowman: skarosoul: It scares me that there’s only 1000 reblogs. It scares me that there’s only 3000 reblogs. how old is google? google is 13 today
Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.
the-nocturnal-fangirl: iamsherlockedcumberbiatch: helena-castor: all the notes. holy crap. at first the reblog button didn’t work for me, i was like FUCK FUCK FUCK but then it worked.lol. It worked immediately. I’M HARRY FREAKIN POTTER! Heheh<3 …looks like i got the magic in me. >:) HA! FINALLY! after the 73902356504600th try! ;) look @ me now. fuck yeaahhhhh first...
payto: lyndsimac: pierceduh-veil: samfuckingb3ttl3y: Tumblr was on the news this morning. They said that Tumblr is a bad place because it ‘promotes self harm’ they said because of the whole thigh gap thing going on. They said that Tumblr only has skinny, almost anorexic girls. Please, we’re all obsessed with bands, food, porn, and gay fictional couples. everyone fucking reblog this ...
Falling for the Righteous Man: salternates:... →
deancentric: salternates: joanwatson: season!9 cas should be like THE REVENGE OF CASTIEL: HE’S BACK AND THIS TIME HE’S ANGRY where he goes on a storming grumpy rampage against metatron and rounds up all the fallen angels and they wage war to get their grace back and then he finds god and punches him in the face screaming FUCK YOU DAD!!! and like you know if cas happened to be shirtless and...
kittyconundrum: feferilicious: xxkillmewithshotasxx: thetrickytrickster: feferilicious: I PRESENT TO YOU GAMZEE MARKERA leaves permanent marks on things like Karkats heart? no i think they meant equius’s neck that certainly is a fine point
quoms: imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a paper bag over their head and yells SORRY I LIKE YOU A LOT before vaulting over a table and sprinting away
gothicstan: gothicstan: gothicstan: i just gave a stranger on the internet my address so they can buy me pizza my foLLOWERS ARE THE EBST??? OH MY GOD LOOK PIZZA my mom saw the pizza and she knows im broke and now shes really mad and im grounded
I was thinking about Crowley's '666' number
cas-and-tiel: inthemysteryofyou: nocasdatsgay: and it occurred to me, Crowley has service in Hell. He has a number that is literally impossible. Therefore, Hell must have it’s own network then it occurred to me only demons can use this network. But how? Must be in their aura or blood or something. I repeat, it’s probably something in their blood Sam has demon blood. Conclusion:...
ohmyloki: flying-inca56: “Tony no” a biography by Pepper Potts
ectobiologist: I still love homestuck but homestuck and I aren’t on our honeymoon anymore so even though I’m not kissing homestuck and yelling about how much I love it out of our hotel window doesn’t mean I don’t love homestuck anymore it’s just a quiet love where we sit down and have dinner together and calmly talk about our days and we don’t need to be in each other’s faces 24/7 to know that...
Yahoo bought Tumblr pass it on
hb-loves-1d-and-pawprints: loki-isblue: mrsmosby-wannabe: relright: thecouscousqueen: kenyabenyagurl: thinksquad: Announcement coming Monday WHAT DOES THIS MEAN I smell ads coming if this is true I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT Passing it on while crying
bakasara: Ok, so I recently heard...
inuysha-link-lover: algrenion: i think there should be AU’s and then there should be UA’s because Universe Alterations would be a good name for when your characters are in the exact same universe but you’re altering just a couple of plot points or a few character traits
grungeisde4d: this is really selfish but why can’t mental illness be like any other kind of sickness where you go to hospital and your loved ones come and give you flowers and tell you that they love you and hold your hand and make sure you get better why doesn’t that happen instead of awkward silences and embarrassing tears and messy bedsheets and a bunch of other stuff no one actually talks...
Grades are getting low, the teens are getting...
majestic-w0lf: xxthesmittenkittenxx: random-crazy-directioners: dont-be-normal-be-crazy: blushmydarling: perffume: graceful-perfection: This needs to get 1 million notes seriously more. seriously MUST reblog this What has this come to? The degradation of society (morality too). this couldn’t be more accurate, and depressing :/
missskips: chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarles: free-as-a-cyber-bird: do you ever just have an extremely dirty thought out of nowhere and u kind of just scare yourself and then you start worrying about mind readers I’m always worried about mind readers.
dean: hey sammy i gotta talk to you about something
dean: so...so it's like this all right
dean: you know how i love pie the best
sam: *sigh* yes i know how you love pie the best
dean: yeah, i always did. since i can remember.
dean: and if anybody ever even asked me to eat cake--
sam: you'd throw a bitch fit
dean: i'd politely decline, shut up sammy i'm talking
dean: anyway, all my life it was pie and not cake, not ever.
dean: but imagine that one day this cake came into my life
dean: this really amazing cake
dean: like it looks like the most delicious thing to sit on a plate
dean: plucked from god's own dessert tray if you will
dean: and i'm like, damn, i need to eat this cake right now
dean: and it's not like i don't still love pie, right, like pie is still awesome
dean: but this cake looks so good that i might never eat pie again
dean: i could see myself making sweet love to this cake for the rest of my life
sam: dean wat
sam: what are you even saying
dean: i might be a little bit gay for cas
Argument I heard on the bus
Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.
zarryforeverandever: Why is it when I take off my glasses people ask me “How many fingers am I holding up!?” I don’t see this: I see this: NOW THAT THAT’S CLEARED UP FOR ALL THOSE IGNORANT PEOPLE IN THE WORLD
tamamuratamao: “get ur homestuck outta adventure time!1!”! the animators fucking love homestuck “get ur homestuck outta ava’s demon!!!!” the creator fucking loves homestuck also, the creator of off? currently reading homestuck do you see a pattern stop being a whiny baby and see that even if you personally dont like homestuck it is a very successful piece of media that a lot of people do...